Jessica met me on the stairs last night carrying a fresh load of laundry up. She held out Jacob’s freshly-washed baby blanket and said, “Feel this!” With my keen sense of the obvious, I said that it felt soft and fuzzy. She said, “It’s way soft and fuzzy! And clean! It seems like since we started using that homemade laundry soap our clothes are a lot softer and cleaner.” Hmm. That’s a good thing, especially considering how little it costs to make homemade soap. I’d bottle it up and sell it to make my millions, except that I’m slightly busy. And, um, I already posted the recipe.

Is it working for you? Drop me a line and let me know. I’d love to hear whether your results are anything like ours. Maybe our clothes are no cleaner; they just seem that way because our brains are scrambled from drinking ground-up worms with our homemade cider.

(And maybe normal people eat ground-up worms in their store-bought Low-Fat Nukeable Chemistry Set Insta-Food Product, only they’ll never know it, ha ha ha haaaaaaa!)